The Elusive Excogitation

Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Every once in a while a movie hits home with every last thing that makes you laugh, every last once of your humor is pushed to the brink and you laugh. You laugh so hard, you almost pass out, you feel good, you feel faint, and forever you recall… that moment. This happens so rarely, all most never, when it comes to movies.

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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

I heard so many good things about this movie, like “Better then Hostel!”,”Mind warping!”, etc… What I really got was my lips sewn to the anus of a bad movie. There was nothing new in this film, nothing to make it stand out in any way. The characters were less than one-dimensional. Maybe if i cared about any of the characters in this film, Maybe i would have felt bad for them.  As it stands, I was encouraging the bad guy to shoot one of the helpless victims for no other reason then she was so annoying! I even thought, man why did he leave their vocal cords in tact? listening to it was the worst part.

Over all, this gets a 1 of 5 stars from me.

Rating: 1/5  

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I just finished watching “The Cove”, a movie about the mass slaughter of dolphins in taiji, japan. (The lack of capital letters is due to my lack of respect). I have never witnessed in life or on film something more disturbing,dealing with marine animals, then what is happening to the dolphins in that town.  I’ll admit, watching “Whale wars”, I have many times fought back tears of pure hatred for these idiots that would kill the whales. Now, I type with rage and hatred in my mind at the senseless killing of the dolphins, the poisoning of the marine life and the ignorance of the people who support japan in the toothless IWC.

If you haven’t seen the cove, I say you should. I could write here of the facts, and the issues and what is happening there, however, to view it, to see it.. it’s impacting. Continue reading ‘The Cove…’